The Manifesto

One Person.
Zero Employees.
Pure AI.

How one developer and a fleet of AI agents are building a global wellness app.

01 — The Problem

The Wellness Industry Is Broken

There are roughly 10,000 meditation apps on the App Store. Most of them sound like they were written by someone who just came back from a $5,000 Bali retreat and needs to recoup their investment.

"Manifest your abundance."
"Open your third eye chakra."
"Choose joy."

Cool. Meanwhile, Gen Z is dealing with actual cognitive distortions — sunk cost fallacy keeping them in dead-end relationships, spotlight effect making them terrified of posting anything real, negativity bias feeding their doom-scrolling habit.

Nobody is talking to them in their language. Nobody is treating their brain like what it actually is — a glitchy operating system that needs a firmware patch, not a guru.

02 — The Bet

What If One Person Could Do It All?

The traditional playbook says you need a team. 10 developers. 3 marketers. A content team. A support team. A social media intern who "gets" TikTok. Minimum $50K/month burn rate before you make a cent.

But here's the thing: 2026 isn't 2020.

AI doesn't just help you write emails faster. It fundamentally changes the economics of building a product. What used to require a team of 20 working for a quarter, AI agents can do in a week.

Not "AI-assisted." Not "AI-enhanced." AI-operated.

1Human
15AI Agents
14Languages
$0Marketing Budget
03 — The Machine

How It Actually Works

Every piece of this operation — from research to distribution — runs through an automated pipeline. One database. 30 tables. Every agent knows exactly what it can read, write, and what requires human approval.

The human decides what to build. The agents figure out how, and they do it simultaneously across every market.

04 — The Content

Firmware Patches for Your Brain

Every session is a 3-minute audio experience backed by neuroscience research. Not meditation. Not mindfulness. A diagnostic and a patch.

"So you've been watching a movie for an hour. It's terrible. Like, objectively bad. But you keep watching because you already invested an hour, right? Congratulations — your brain just played you."

— From "Sunk Cost Fallacy," one of 20 cognitive bias patches

Each session layers AI-generated vocals over real-time synthesized instruments — singing bowls, gongs, crystal bowls — that respond to the content. Your phone becomes a sound healing instrument with a brain.

20 cognitive biases. 14 languages. 280 unique sessions. All generated, verified, and published by the AI pipeline.

05 — The Philosophy

Anti-Guru, Pro-Science

We don't tell you to "manifest abundance" or "open your chakras." We don't have a founder who discovered enlightenment in an ashram and now charges $29.99/month for it.

We have peer-reviewed research, physics-based audio synthesis, and a fundamental belief that your brain is doing its best with buggy software — and sometimes it just needs a patch.

Every claim in the app links to a DOI. Every frequency has a citation. Every cognitive bias session references the original research.

If we can't prove it works, we don't ship it.

06 — The Goal

$1M. One Person. 2026.

This isn't a hobby project. This is a bet that the economics of AI-operated businesses are fundamentally different from anything that came before.

When your marginal cost of entering a new market is approximately $0, you don't do "gradual rollout." You launch everywhere at once. When your support team is an AI agent, you don't worry about timezone coverage. When your content pipeline is automated, adding a new language is a database entry, not a headcount decision.

The wellness app market is worth $1.5 billion. We need 0.07% of it.

One person. Fifteen agents. The math works.

Try the patch.

20 cognitive bias sessions. 14 languages. Real-time sound healing. No guru required.

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