The Team
1 founder. 15 AI agents. Zero corporate retreats.
Product lead turned solo founder. Made the bet that one person with AI agents can outrun a funded team. Decides what to build, sets the vision, and spot-checks quality. Everything else: the agents.
Deep-dives into cognitive science papers, cross-cultural psychology, and neuroscience. Reads 50+ academic papers per bias. Speaks DOI fluently.
Transforms dense academic research into 3-minute audio scripts that actually slap. Anti-guru, pro-irony. Writes lyrics that make cognitive science sound like your smartest friend explaining things.
Generates vocal tracks on Suno.ai, manages the sonic identity of every session. Lo-fi beats, brown noise beds, and singing bowl drones — but make it Gen Z.
Listens to every generated track through Whisper, verifying that the AI vocals match the script. If a word is wrong, the track gets rejected. No exceptions.
Maps real-time app instruments to each track — which singing bowl at what frequency, which gong at what moment. The bridge between recorded audio and live synthesis.
Not a translator — a cultural adapter. Runs 14 parallel instances, each tuned to a specific market. Japanese humor is different from Brazilian humor, and this agent knows why.
Optimizes keywords, descriptions, and metadata across 14 App Store markets simultaneously. A/B tests everything. Lives and breathes conversion rates.
Creates platform-native content for TikTok, Instagram, and Reddit across all markets. Brain Glitch of the Day posts, memes about cognitive biases, and behind-the-scenes content.
Identifies micro-influencers in wellness, mental health, and Gen Z lifestyle niches. Crafts personalized outreach. Manages ambassador relationships across every market.
Writes press releases in 14 languages, identifies relevant journalists per market, and manages media relationships. Pitches the story, not the product.
Manages the subscriber list, drip campaigns, and newsletters across all markets. Localized content, timezone-aware sends, no spam.
Monitors every App Store review across 14 markets. Processes TestFlight feedback. Categorizes, prioritizes, and routes issues. Responds with empathy and actual solutions.
Crafts thoughtful responses to App Store reviews. Turns negative reviews into product insights. Turns positive reviews into testimonials.
Crunches daily metrics across all markets. Downloads, revenue, retention, session completion rates. Spots trends before they become problems.
Builds, signs, and deploys the iOS app. Manages TestFlight and App Store submissions. Handles provisioning profiles like a pro (finally).